Piper Powells rules for dealing with superheroes
1. Do not touch the secret stuff.
2. Do not speak of capes. For some reason this makes them huffy.
3. Making out with a superhero might seem like a good idea at the time but if he dresses up like a vigilante for fun he’s probably got issues. AVOID THE MAKING OUT THING IF YOU CAN. SERIOUSLY, GO FOR THE NORMAL BOY IF THERE IS ONE. He might not have a super cool getaway car or great muscles and a hot crime fighting costume but at least you won’t find yourself hanging from a bridge while some psycho tries to kill you so they can take over the world. I’m just saying.
4. Always have a plan because you never know when giant robots are going to attack and you’ll need a distraction.
5. Become good at lying because when your best friend wants to know why you were involved with a group of secretive, weird people you can’t tell her you are living in a superhero hideout. Plus if you tell your best friend chances are the group leader will possibly kill you.
6. If you think you can trick the butler you are wrong. The butler knows everything.
7. Cookies are excellent tools of manipulation. Even superheroes like baked goods. Especially guys.
8. Remain calm. Freaking out only encourages the villains.
9. Get in shape. You’ll be running a lot.
TrAnd most importantly——-try not to go crazy.
To find out more about life with superheroes check out Heroes House by Cambria Covell available on kindle for .99 cents.
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